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  <title>SHORTSTACK</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:17:51 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>note to self:&lt;br /&gt;there&apos;s nowhere to go but up from here...&amp;hearts;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;12&quot; /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>fuck this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;fuck you.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:52:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m trying as hard as i possibly can right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i just wish i didn&apos;t know all the things i know. and i wish i had someone to stay up late with and talk to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i hate being alone.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:51:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Writer&apos;s Block: Play it again, Sam</title>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:35:14 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>note to self:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;stop procrastinating.</description>
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  <lj:mood>stressed</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:20:42 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>life, i love you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 01:04:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m happy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;m sorry if you don&apos;t approve of that.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:44:29 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i&apos;m starting to have faith in everything again.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</description>
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  <lj:mood>groggy</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:51:32 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&quot;If you can&apos;t laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you&apos;d like.&quot;</description>
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  <lj:mood>mellow</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 05:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/mask1.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/necessary.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;m content&lt;br /&gt;:)</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:36:46 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i don&apos;t understand why people, who honestly have a decent life, always have to complain about everything.</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:33:33 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>goddamn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/000009.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/000006.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wish i was turning 23 today.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 06:57:54 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>holy.&lt;br /&gt;fucking.&lt;br /&gt;shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;11&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:D :D :D :D :D!</description>
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  <lj:mood>drunk</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 08:09:37 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>i had no idea the cab had two EP&apos;s out before whisper war.&lt;br /&gt;i only found four songs from glitz and glamour but from what i found, i liked it.&lt;br /&gt;i couldn&apos;t find the two songs from the drunk love EP though.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 06:12:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/gdf2009_headliner5.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;let&apos;s go.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 01:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>it was too funny not to post.</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1/axstarxlitxdream/madonnadarko__oPt.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahaha.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 00:46:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>it&apos;s not like i bought it..</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll215/potterbot84/469x470.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i&apos;m in love with it so far.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 00:49:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i just peed myself</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809943432/trailer&quot;&gt;http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809943432/trailer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55 days.&lt;br /&gt;i. can&apos;t. fucking. wait.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 08:46:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>*rolls eyes*</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090420/tc_nm/us_videogames_addiction_life&quot;&gt;http://tech.yahoo.com/news/nm/20090420/tc_nm/us_videogames_addiction_life&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 06:46:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>holy fucking shit.</title>
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  <description>&lt;lj-embed id=&quot;10&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65 days.&lt;br /&gt;65 days.&lt;br /&gt;65 days.&lt;br /&gt;65 days.&lt;br /&gt;65 days.&lt;br /&gt;:D</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:48:03 GMT</pubDate>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Writer&apos;s Block: Grab and Go</title>
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;d want to know about area 51, roswell, who shot JFK, and if 9/11 was an inside job.&lt;br /&gt;i know i wouldn&apos;t find out everything and even if i did, who would believe me?&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;m sure if i tried to expose it, they&apos;d assassinate me.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:31:58 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>124 days&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you figure it out :)</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 08:59:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Writer&apos;s Block: Conchordance</title>
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;d do them both, hahahaha.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:32:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>:D</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc115/Kris_7_13_23/bioshock-3.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve been playing it for the past four hours.&lt;br /&gt;and i am in love with it.&lt;br /&gt;(regardless of how fucking creepy it is)</description>
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